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Post by **dede** » Thu May 08, 2008 3:57 pm

Hi there,

my current job is getting me pissed, and I don't want to waste my time going to university (some random exams are enough). I'm planning to become a TurboSliders Professional Player, but to do that I need Sponsors for 3000€/month.

What do I offer?
- I'll drive with your company name as nickname (or website, or just what you like). Example: if you pay the whole 3000€/month, I'll play using your company name as a nick full time; if you pay just 1500€, I'll play 50% of the play time using your company name, and the rest for other sponsors'.
- I'll put your logo/image in each track made by me
- You'll get ads on my signature and for each tournament I organize
[and much more..]

Daily Plan
This is how my week-days will be organized:

2 hours/day trackmaking
1 hour/day lapwanking for the old ranking
1 hour/day lapwanking for the new ranking
1 hour/day racing with default cars/antislider
1 hour/day playing punaball
1 hour/day playing teamplay
1 hour/day playing full contact (if I get pissed before of that, I'll just use the remaining time for wanking)

A total of 8 hours/day promoting your company!

Current Results
At the moment I'm one of the best TurboSliders players: I'm normally getting Top2 at every racing competition, but with your help I can definitely become the best player of all times. Results are guaranteed!

Interested?
If you are interested, contact me via e-mail or MSN at: a.squizzato [at] mclink [dot] it

Thank you,

dede

mikko · Post by **mikko** » Thu May 08, 2008 4:14 pm

What a miserable life would that be, suffering with a mere 3000€/month. You should ask much more, just take a look at what professional athletes earn.

By the way, I can sponsor you with 0.01€/month if you promise to not break any of my records.

Post by **Tijny** » Thu May 08, 2008 4:25 pm

Not going to help you, the way it is now I can still beat you from time to time.

edit: oh, and did I happen to mention that you're crazy?

Post by **dede** » Thu May 08, 2008 5:35 pm

mikko wrote:By the way, I can sponsor you with 0.01€/month if you promise to not break any of my records.

0.01€/month would mean ~0,00003% of the total salary, so this can be the deal:
18 seconds/month (~0,00003% of 160 hours) dedicated to you/your company

Your deal doesn't work: if I accept it, for about 0.05€/month I couldn't beat any record at all.

mikko · Post by **mikko** » Thu May 08, 2008 5:47 pm

dede wrote:Your deal doesn't work

Bad, I'm so sad. Well, at least I tried my best to invest my savings.

FDV · Post by **FDV** » Thu May 08, 2008 5:57 pm

Maybe u have to post this idea out of this website.
In this forum u can only find wankers.

I think that a sponsor will find more profitable to sponsorize all the game like: ''vodafone turbo sliders''and then develop it instead of buy your wanking naming rights..

poi 3000€ per month... less than 150 people joining this game...it wil be crazy

Furthermore I can't imagine the identikit of a brand that could be interested to put its money here..
Surely an international brand coz an Italian one,with 20 Italians playing...
maybe an online PC shop..but surely 3000 € it's too much!

Mouse · Post by **Mouse** » Thu May 08, 2008 10:07 pm

You're.. serious?

$4500 a month? For TS? Ya gotta be joking.

Rendy Andrian · Post by **Rendy Andrian** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:17 am

OMG! Thats 42.564.884 Rupiahs!!! What the #@$% is this? If i pay 10% of 3000 Euros, how many time do you:

Make a track?
Lapwanking?
and much more?

But i have a plan, why don't put them in separate days, example: Lapwanking for the new track is on Monday, etc. So you can save your time!

olio · Post by **olio** » Fri May 09, 2008 9:01 am

Of course it's a joke. Well, a "serious" joke. At least I would play gladly TS all days if someone would pay me 3000€ for it

kovalainen · Post by **kovalainen** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:35 am

naa its not enough plus it would have to include bonuses, holidays, & at least 1/3 would be spent on beer.

Post by **dede** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:39 am

olio wrote:Of course it's a joke. Well, a "serious" joke. At least I would play gladly TS all days if someone would pay me 3000€ for it

Wha-a-a--aaat! How can you say it's a joke! I already received couple of requests!

Rendy Andrian wrote:If i pay 10% of 3000 Euros

I would dedicate 10 hours to you (1 day and 2 hours). Not enough for a record, I guess...

mikko · Post by **mikko** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:13 am

dede wrote:I already received couple of requests!

But you are so choosy. You really should have accepted my offer. Just get 299999 similar deals and there it is, simple as that. And as a bonus, you would never need to wank anymore. That is a dream of every bachelor, or what.

Post by **dede** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:17 am

mikko wrote:And as a bonus, you would never need to wank anymore.

LoL you crazy! How can you call that a bonus!

mikko · Post by **mikko** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:22 pm

dede wrote:This is how my week-days will be organized:

2 hours/day trackmaking
1 hour/day lapwanking for the old ranking
1 hour/day lapwanking for the new ranking
1 hour/day racing with default cars/antislider
1 hour/day playing punaball
1 hour/day playing teamplay
1 hour/day playing full contact (if I get pissed before of that, I'll just use the remaining time for wanking)
dede

That sounds a bit odd. When would you then watch and click the ranking videos? In your freetime?

Post by **dede** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:28 pm

Haha, and I even got billion nicknames to sort and merge (double nicks - special thanks to PaLoMiEs who got about 15 of them, Devil, ilippi..). I shouldn't have uploaded DIT times O.o

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